masks backstory bit

From tobi, 9 Months ago, written in Venderant Nalaberong, viewed 114 times.
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  1. When did you first use your powers?
  3. I was 16 and looking on Jeffslist for odd jobs to save up for a car, and this one in particular made me and my friends laugh our asses off because of the ridiculous florid language promising "whatever material treasures your heart desires" in exchange for "a week's psychic labor by one steadfast, courageous, and strong of will."  They goaded me into answering the ad and I did and the dude turned out to be an actual wizard and he put me into an astral projection coma and I spent a week (as i perceived it) doing the psychic equivalent of moving heavy boxes, and doing it past a garden of shrieking, cruel living flowers who kept talking shit about me and knew my deepest fears and darkest secrets.  When I woke up only 34 minutes of objective local time had passed, and the wizard guy said he was impressed with my resilience (and yeah I guess I never did let those flowers get me down) and in addition to giving me a burlap sack filled with hundreds of thousands of dollars in stacks of 20s, he offered to teach me the mystic arts.  I was like you know what, sure, and he tossed me an incredibly ornate leatherbound hardcover book and said some shit about "studying these arcane rotes until they may be cast with nary a thought."  Then I flew home and paid off my folks' mortgage.  The flying sounds impressive but it's actually really cold up there and way more efficient to just teleport.

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