my latest MLP fanfic

From A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS, 9 Years ago, written in Venderant Nalaberong, viewed 823 times.
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  1. i met up with that guy Evan again at the place me and my Mom are staying. We both went on a hiking trip.
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  3. we got up to the top of a cliff and it was so beautiful and natural and i felt like a blowjob would be a great way to top off the afternoon
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  5. Evan was like “bears can smell your sex” but I was like “whatever dude its cool”
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  7. so I gave him a blowjob. thing is, when he wasn’tlooking, I spit out a little bit of his semen and bottled it in a vial. i can totes use this for magickal pruposes.
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  9. but the other thing is I realized I was gonna have to refrigerate it so I put it in the hotel room refrigorator. my mom opened up the fridge and was all “what the fuck is this??” I figured it would be better not to lie so I just said “semen.” and she was like, “Lindsay, srsly, cant we just have a normal mother daughter vacay?”
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  11. so I said FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU SHOULD REALLY BE THE ONE TO JUDGE ME ABOUT HAVING SEMEN IN THE FRIDGE WHEN THE ONLY WAY YOU EVEN SUPPORT YOURSELF IS THROUGH THE SEMEN OF OLDER LOVERS. WHY DON’T YOU TAKE EVELYN (MY HALF-SISTER) ON A VACATION IF YOU WANT TO SKIP AROUND SINGING LADIDA AND LISTENING TO THE ROLLING STONES IN YOUR BEAT UP VW BUS YOU FUCKING CUNT-BAKA. I HATE THIS VACATION AND I HATE YOU AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S FUN AND YOU DRAGGED ME HERE TO THIS SHITHOLE AND EVAN IS THE ONLY GOOD THING SO FAR OF THIS VACATION MAYBE OF MY WHOLE LIFE BECAUSE I THINK WE MIGHT BE SOULMATES. AND WHO ARE YOUUUUU TO STOP THAT YOU PUSSCHEESE. WHYYYYYYY DO YOU TORMENT ME YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME OR ANYTHING ABOUT THE NATURE OF MY SOUL SO GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF ON THE WOLFSBACK TRAIL OR SOME SHIT.
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  13. then she started crying like a pussy about how she just wants the best for me and tries to reach out to me but i push her away and i said YEAH RIGHT YOU CAN’T PULL THAT GUILT-TRIP SHIT ON ME and went outside for a smoke because Evan had given me some clove cigarettes and they were really good and relazing.
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  15. you're a whore. You gave a blowjob to an eighth grader, and you think you're in love? That's disgusting.
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  17. maybe you shouldn’t SHAME ME BASED ON MY CHOICE OF PARTNERS. If you checked my facts you’d see that I’m 16 an he is 12 that’s only like a 4 yr difference and I go to a school where the middle and high schools are connected so WE’RE ACTUALLY MORE IN THE SAME AGE GROUP. and I cant help it if i am a whore because i am a succubus.

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