My Latest MLP/Journey to the West Crossover Fic

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  1. (11/06/13)[09:26:21] * BumpyPenis (614cc992@hide-BF4D4B18.mibbit.com) has joined #superdickery
  2. (11/06/13)[09:26:27] <BumpyPenis> This is my kind of channel.
  3. (11/06/13)[09:27:19] <BumpyPenis> Oh look, idling on irc, didn't see that one CUMing.
  4. (11/06/13)[09:27:28] <&The_Autodidact> are you sure about that
  5. (11/06/13)[09:27:31] <BumpyPenis> Looks like I am going BLIND.
  6. (11/06/13)[09:27:54] <BumpyPenis> Potentially erotic dialogue commencing in: 3
  7. (11/06/13)[09:27:55] <BumpyPenis> 2
  8. (11/06/13)[09:27:55] <BumpyPenis> 1
  9. (11/06/13)[09:28:06] <BumpyPenis> So yeah, The_Autodidact you wanna fuck?
  10. (11/06/13)[09:28:09] <Pfisiar> somewhere right now, Darkgob is having an anuerism
  11. (11/06/13)[09:28:33] <BumpyPenis> Aneurysm
  12. (11/06/13)[09:29:14] <BumpyPenis> My magical gadget propelled radar says you're American.
  13. (11/06/13)[09:32:19] <Xin|Phone> The fuck is this noise
  14. (11/06/13)[09:32:42] <BumpyPenis> That's the sound of the police; it's the sound that I miss.
  15. (11/06/13)[09:33:30] <Xin|Phone> Is it vuvuzelas
  16. (11/06/13)[09:33:47] <BumpyPenis> No it's, the sound of the beast!
  17. (11/06/13)[09:34:02] <BumpyPenis> Wait vuvuzelas you say?
  18. (11/06/13)[09:34:15] <Xin|Phone> I think it's vuvuzelas
  19. (11/06/13)[09:34:41] <BumpyPenis> I want mirc to use vuvuzelas as a sound file when people ping me.
  20. (11/06/13)[09:35:23] <BumpyPenis> Imagine the glorious C flat blowing through your headphones every time someone whois' you.
  21. (11/06/13)[09:36:56] * BumpyPenis is now known as BumpyPenis_Oil
  22. (11/06/13)[09:37:04] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Hehehe, I made a funny.
  23. (11/06/13)[09:39:56] <Xin|Phone> Oh there's footballs on TV that explains it
  24. (11/06/13)[09:40:51] <BumpyPenis_Oil> BBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
  25. (11/06/13)[09:40:58] <BumpyPenis_Oil> BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
  26. (11/06/13)[09:41:06] <BumpyPenis_Oil> now there's vuvuzelas on irc
  27. (11/06/13)[09:41:47] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Televised Internet Relay Chat, World Idling Championship!
  28. (11/06/13)[09:45:54] <Xin|Phone> The white men are winning
  29. (11/06/13)[09:46:29] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Now, by white men, do you mean: men wearing white, or men whose color resembles the color white?
  30. (11/06/13)[09:46:44] <Xin|Phone> Yes
  31. (11/06/13)[09:46:46] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Your answer is worth 200 points.
  32. (11/06/13)[09:46:56] <BumpyPenis_Oil> HE'S CORRECT, YOU WIN!
  33. (11/06/13)[09:47:08] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Here's the price: The Game.
  34. (11/06/13)[09:58:30] * Hondo (Hondo@hide-8CF28814.sip.bhm.bellsouth.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
  35. (11/06/13)[09:58:50] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Only infidels ping out.
  36. (11/06/13)[09:59:25] <BumpyPenis_Oil> ALLAH AU ACKBAR
  37. (11/06/13)[09:59:42] <BumpyPenis_Oil> ALLAHU ACKBAR
  38. (11/06/13)[09:59:47] <BumpyPenis_Oil> allahu akbar
  39. (11/06/13)[09:59:57] * OmegaUltima (OmegaUltim@hide-A9F110FE.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has left #superdickery
  40. (11/06/13)[10:00:46] <BumpyPenis_Oil> INFIDELS JUST KEEP LEAVING, ALLAHU AKBAR
  41. (11/06/13)[10:00:48] <BumpyPenis_Oil> GENERAL AKBAR
  42. (11/06/13)[10:00:51] <BumpyPenis_Oil> GENERAL AKBAR
  43. (11/06/13)[10:00:52] <BumpyPenis_Oil> oh wait.
  44. (11/06/13)[10:03:32] * Hondo (Hondo@hide-8CF28814.sip.bhm.bellsouth.net) has joined #superdickery
  45. (11/06/13)[10:06:22] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Guess you're not such an infidel after all.
  46. (11/06/13)[10:11:43] <Xin|Phone> What's NATO gonna do now the opposition is losing the Syrian civil war
  47. (11/06/13)[10:16:36] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Who's the opposition?
  48. (11/06/13)[10:19:39] <Xin|Phone> Everyone opposed to Assad's authoritarian secular regime
  49. (11/06/13)[10:20:25] <BumpyPenis_Oil> What has NATO done to help the opposition?
  50. (11/06/13)[10:22:11] <BumpyPenis_Oil> I highly doubt they were actually trying, to be honest with you. They probably sabotage the opposition by giving them false direction, and planted supplies for Assad's forces.
  51. (11/06/13)[10:22:12] * OmegaUltima (OmegaUltim@hide-A9F110FE.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #superdickery
  52. (11/06/13)[10:23:14] <BumpyPenis_Oil> They played as the good guy for a bit, and then what they'll do is allow them to join, "contemptly," down the road.
  53. (11/06/13)[10:24:32] <Xin|Phone> They haven't done shit. It's just most member countries have publicly chosen the side of the rebels
  54. (11/06/13)[10:25:22] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Like I said, played the good guys probably, only to ruin their cause.
  55. (11/06/13)[10:25:34] <BumpyPenis_Oil> probably to*
  56. (11/06/13)[10:26:03] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Xin, I am about to give you some awesome advice.
  57. (11/06/13)[10:26:11] * Ducky (Ducky@hide-5815668C.prvdri.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
  58. (11/06/13)[10:26:17] <BumpyPenis_Oil> protip: Lrn2War/Conflict
  59. (11/06/13)[10:27:27] <Xin|Phone> Really now
  60. (11/06/13)[10:27:58] <Xin|Phone> But what's the lizardmen angle there
  61. (11/06/13)[10:28:43] <BumpyPenis_Oil> lizardmen angle?
  62. (11/06/13)[10:28:50] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Do you mean conspiracy?
  63. (11/06/13)[10:29:10] <Fenris> the lizardmen are getting a new armybook soon
  64. (11/06/13)[10:29:25] <Fenris> like, next month or something like that
  65. (11/06/13)[10:29:49] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Sweet, hopefully it's a bestseller, amirite?
  66. (11/06/13)[10:30:20] <Fenris> to early to tell, rumors are scarce
  67. (11/06/13)[10:30:33] <Xin|Phone> I only know how lizardmen are in blood bowl
  68. (11/06/13)[10:30:58] <BumpyPenis_Oil> That's what she said.
  69. (11/06/13)[10:31:44] <Fenris> i heard stuff about an upcoming blood bowl release
  70. (11/06/13)[10:31:52] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Anyways, I should keep up with current events, maybe I after I am done being a fuckup.
  71. (11/06/13)[10:32:03] <Fenris> i think it comes after the lizardmen, but before the new space marines
  72. (11/06/13)[10:32:11] <Fenris> and it will probably be a boardgame
  73. (11/06/13)[10:32:20] * OmegaUltima (OmegaUltim@hide-A9F110FE.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has left #superdickery
  74. (11/06/13)[10:33:22] <BumpyPenis_Oil> >I after I am done being a fuckup.
  75. (11/06/13)[10:33:31] <BumpyPenis_Oil> That's not today, or any time soon from the looks of it.
  76. (11/06/13)[10:33:45] <Xin|Phone> I don't really know anything warhams fantasy beyond blood bowl
  77. (11/06/13)[10:34:50] <BumpyPenis_Oil> I don't know any, if that helps you feel better.
  78. (11/06/13)[10:34:55] <Fenris> blood bowl is basically what you get when you remove all attempts of seriousness from warhammer fantasy
  79. (11/06/13)[10:35:05] <BumpyPenis_Oil> I only know space marines kill stuff and they do it goood.
  80. (11/06/13)[10:35:19] <Xin|Phone> That's why I like it
  81. (11/06/13)[10:35:28] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Kinda like Spartans in the Halo Universe.
  82. (11/06/13)[10:35:45] <Fenris> yeah, it's a good thing, not that whfb should be taken too seriously to begin with
  83. (11/06/13)[10:36:19] <Fenris> space marines are stronger in the background material than they are in the actual game, statwise
  84. (11/06/13)[10:37:04] <Xin|Phone> Which is also a good thing
  85. (11/06/13)[10:37:09] <BumpyPenis_Oil> That's usually the case with games.
  86. (11/06/13)[10:37:12] <Fenris> yeah
  87. (11/06/13)[10:37:51] <Fenris> as an army they're pretty good overall
  88. (11/06/13)[10:38:02] <Fenris> if we're talking about vanilla marines that is
  89. (11/06/13)[10:38:21] <BumpyPenis_Oil> mmmm ice cream
  90. (11/06/13)[10:38:58] <BumpyPenis_Oil> is looking at porn in public illegal?
  91. (11/06/13)[10:39:37] <Fenris> depends where you live i guess
  92. (11/06/13)[10:40:10] <Xin|Phone> Who's gonna stop you
  93. (11/06/13)[10:40:20] <Xin|Phone> The police?
  94. (11/06/13)[10:40:35] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Well, yeah, kinda.
  95. (11/06/13)[10:41:21] <BumpyPenis_Oil> I am just so incredibly testosterone filled
  96. (11/06/13)[10:41:45] <BumpyPenis_Oil> JUST LOOK AT MY NAME
  97. (11/06/13)[10:42:03] <Xin|Phone> Brah, do you even lift?
  98. (11/06/13)[10:42:27] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Not at the moment.
  99. (11/06/13)[10:42:47] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Besides, who uses gains to get grills.
  100. (11/06/13)[10:42:49] <BumpyPenis_Oil> That's so dumb.
  101. (11/06/13)[10:43:07] <Xin|Phone> Never not be lifting
  102. (11/06/13)[10:43:09] * DocRanger (Jakub@hide-4E88EF63.tel.tkb.net.pl) has joined #superdickery
  103. (11/06/13)[10:43:22] <Xin|Phone> Get swole
  104. (11/06/13)[10:43:24] <BumpyPenis_Oil> I am homeless, leave me alone.
  105. (11/06/13)[10:44:40] <Xin|Phone> Sup dogracer
  106. (11/06/13)[10:45:03] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Clearly DocRanger
  107. (11/06/13)[10:45:14] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Doctor Ranger
  108. (11/06/13)[10:45:18] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Doctorate in Lone
  109. (11/06/13)[10:45:23] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Doctor Lone Ranger
  110. (11/06/13)[10:45:47] <DocRanger> sup homos
  111. (11/06/13)[10:45:56] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Woah woah woah buddy
  112. (11/06/13)[10:46:10] <BumpyPenis_Oil> You need to calm down those accusations, just because I lift, doesn't make me a homo.
  113. (11/06/13)[10:46:36] <Xin|Phone> My gay Dick that's what's up
  114. (11/06/13)[10:46:51] <DocRanger> no, but the fact that you are a host for over 9000 penises does
  115. (11/06/13)[10:47:07] <DocRanger> speaking of hatred of random people
  116. (11/06/13)[10:47:08] <DocRanger> http://www.project-syndicate.org/commentary/lee-rigby-and-the-struggle-to-contain-violent-islamists-by-tony-blair
  117. (11/06/13)[10:47:15] <BumpyPenis_Oil> You must've been part of my orgy.
  118. (11/06/13)[10:47:16] <BumpyPenis_Oil> <3
  119. (11/06/13)[10:47:20] <BumpyPenis_Oil> You know me to well.
  120. (11/06/13)[10:48:18] <DocRanger> tom_and_jerry_movie.gif http://i.imgur.com/T7g8t0t.gif
  121. (11/06/13)[10:48:44] <BumpyPenis_Oil> america_the_movie.gif
  122. (11/06/13)[10:48:58] <BumpyPenis_Oil> not enough twinkies imo
  123. (11/06/13)[10:49:39] <BumpyPenis_Oil> There was one fucking problem
  124. (11/06/13)[10:49:57] <BumpyPenis_Oil> and like 6 tech employees came to solve it.
  125. (11/06/13)[10:50:00] <BumpyPenis_Oil> It was retarded.
  126. (11/06/13)[10:50:37] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Lack of communication, ergo waste of time.
  127. (11/06/13)[10:50:48] <BumpyPenis_Oil> Why am I not working you ask?
  128. (11/06/13)[10:50:57] <BumpyPenis_Oil> OH FUCK
  129. (11/06/13)[10:51:01] <BumpyPenis_Oil> BLACK PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
  130. (11/06/13)[10:51:11] <BumpyPenis_Oil> WHAT IS GOING ON
  131. (11/06/13)[10:51:13] <BumpyPenis_Oil> MY GOD
  132. (11/06/13)[10:51:29] <BumpyPenis_Oil> oic
  133. (11/06/13)[10:51:31] <&The_Autodidact> right
  134. (11/06/13)[10:51:34] <&The_Autodidact> I think that's enough of that
  135. (11/06/13)[10:51:44] * The_Autodidact sets mode: +b *!614cc992@hide-BF4D4B18.mibbit.com
  136. (11/06/13)[10:51:50] <&The_Autodidact> wait whoops
  137. (11/06/13)[10:51:57] <Pfisiar> haha
  138. (11/06/13)[10:52:07] <&The_Autodidact> no that was right
  139. (11/06/13)[10:52:13] * BumpyPenis_Oil was kicked by The_Autodidact (The_Autodidact)
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  141. later
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  143. (11/06/13)[12:02:06] * BP_Oil (614cc992@hide-6C77D8AA.mibbit.com) has joined #superdickery
  144. (11/06/13)[12:02:11] <BP_Oil> Good job oper
  145. (11/06/13)[12:02:53] <&The_Autodidact> huh, you're right
  146. (11/06/13)[12:03:08] * The_Autodidact sets mode: +b *!614cc992@hide-6C77D8AA.mibbit.com
  147. (11/06/13)[12:03:10] <&The_Autodidact> no
  148. (11/06/13)[12:03:25] * The_Autodidact sets mode: +b *!*@hide-6C77D8AA.mibbit.com
  149. (11/06/13)[12:03:27] <&The_Autodidact> there
  150. (11/06/13)[12:03:38] * BP_Oil was kicked by The_Autodidact (how's that)
  151. (11/06/13)[12:05:14] * BP_OIL (614cc992@hide-B64552F4.mibbit.com) has joined #superdickery
  152. (11/06/13)[12:05:18] <BP_OIL> u mad bro?
  153. (11/06/13)[12:05:28] <BP_OIL> OPER
  154. (11/06/13)[12:05:30] <BP_OIL> U DOIN A GOOD JOB
  155. (11/06/13)[12:05:46] * Bizarre sets mode: +b *!*@hide-B64552F4.mibbit.com
  156. (11/06/13)[12:05:50] * BP_OIL was kicked by Bizarre (Bizarre)

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